Hello, my name is Coffee Face.
Proof of how tired I am: two hours ago, I opened up the sweet-smelling can of Bustelo coffee to make some life-saving java. So, there I stand, lid open and spoon in can to make coffee, the way everyone makes coffee.
I don’t know where my head went in the four seconds in between lifting the spoon out of the can and what happend next.
here’s what i did.
i put it in my mouth.
in case you can’t imagine, it was disgusting.
ed, the mail guy, was watching me, and positively lost his shit at the look on my face.
don’t believe the hype about me. for all my airs, i am such a moron.
love,
coffee face.