and now, for all your laughing needs…. “The Wombat Queen’s* List of Most Underrated Simpson’s Quotes!”
10.”Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.”
9.”Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.”
8.”Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”
7.”I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.’”
6.”You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
5.”Stealing! How could you? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?
4.”Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
3. “Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene.’”
2.”Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”
and the alltime funniest underrated Simpson’s Quote – straight from Chief Wiggum himself, IS:
1. “This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a… car of some sort; heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.”
*Yes. The Wombat Queen. Known to you charlatans as Raychul “The Soul” Giani.

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