something to keep you occupied …
and now, a dirty limerick for you:
there once was a queen of bulgaria
whose bush grew hairier and hairier
when the prince of peru
came up for a screw
he had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
and another:
o, pity the duchess of kent
whose cunt was so dreadfully bent
the poor wench doth stammer,
‘i need a sledgehammer
to pound a man into my vent.’
and, for extra fun – a contest!
here are the first two lines to a limerick, and whoever can write the most uproarious ending will recieve a little prize in the mail. and no cheating – i looked up the ending on the internet.
there was a young fellow named Cribbs
whose cock was so big, it had ribs …
post your answers here … there will be an impartial judging, sometime in the near future.
that is all.