thursday morning coming down…
well, yes – my date with myself went lovely. until around 7, when i got bored with myself and went out with about five other guys instead. at the same time. okay, they’re all my friends – but still:
1. ended the night at a bar called the zombie hut.
2. knocked back shots that had been lit on fire.
3. discussed sex – loudly.
4. arm-wrestled. almost won.
5. tried to convince the cruel little man to do tequila shots with me.
6. thank god he chickened out.
7. watched the wang work his special mojo magic on the bartendress.
8.i woke up this morning … with no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt …
sing it with me now.