things i don’t want to talk/think/read about:
1. the strike.
2. the weather.
3. what i’m going to do if they strike.
4. what the weather will be like if/when they strike.
5. why they’re striking.
6. my life.
7. your life.
8. iraq.
9. dave eggers.
things i want to be doing instead:
1. basking in sunshine.
2. eating cheesecake.
3. having someone cook me dinner.
4. sleeping.
what i’m really thinking right now:
“blah blah blah blah *sniffle* arrgghhhh.”

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