and the crushworthy award goes to…
okay, i’ve decided to turn things up a notch around here. if jason “moustache” royal has a monthly crush, so will i*.
to make up for the past few months where i have suffered my crushes alone, i will reveal not only january’s internet crush-of-the-moment, but also november and december crush objects-of-internet-desire.
november: monkey. known to the rest of the world as matt, he’s my monkey.
december: the fantastic sarah brown. you know why? because she’s sarah brown and you’re not.
january 2003: jack saturn. even though he’s a complete internet pop star and all the little kiddies are screaming for a piece, something about that whole west-coast-lanky-boy bleeding-heart-romantic thing really revs this engine. plus, the moustache.
*n.b. if you are now, or in the future, ever listed as my internet crush, heed the following: i will not sleep with you, i will not even cyber with you, and i will not have your babies, internet or otherwise. except sarah b. because then we could, like, charge admission to broadcast it on the internet and get filthy, filthy rich. oh yes.