and the tag on her outfit said: Rejected From Sex in the City Wardrobe
check this. she gets into the elevator, skinny, pretty, blonde. she works at elle magazine.
and she’s wearing, from head to toe: a cab driver style cap. a tight beige cardigan with big red buttons. a dime-sized-pearl necklace that hung all the way down her front with diamond chanel logos every ten pearls or so. pinstriped jeans, so tight i could see her thong line. they were cuffed mid-calf.
and get this: navy blue socks, with beige high-heeled mary janes.
and i thought to myself, unable to stop staring from pearls to shoes – surely, surely, this is a sign of the impending apocalypse?

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