and we’re all twelve years old.
the editrix would like to note that the only purpose for reprinting the following vile, not-fit-for-children IM conversation is to prove what a dirty, dirty man jw is*. she apologizes in advance to the damage the following garbage will have on your delicate, delicate ears.
*and also, to gross out fulminous.
jw: dorkface
zuzuca: what?
jw: nothing. just thought I’d throw a little verbal abuse your way
zuzuca: dillhole.
jw: schmegmabrain
zuzuca: ? that’s not even a word.
zuzuca: fuckwit.
jw: cumbubble
zuzuca: ewwww!
zuzuca: cuntface.
zuzuca: moldy coochmuncher.
jw: sketchy rasta-mike pube
zuzuca: lubed-out assblaster.
jw: assblaster!!! lol
zuzuca: you caved.
jw: no. I commented, even praised your last comment
zuzuca: yeah, pretty nice, huh?
zuzuca: god, i feel 10 points LESS SMART NOW.
jw: not caved, you bloody, puss-bubbling vaginal fart
zuzuca: oh CHRIST, i think i’m going to vomit.
jw: so you yeild?
jw: thank you. thanks very much
zuzuca: although, as a mild criticism -
zuzuca: the bloody at the beginning of that one should have been comma-less.
zuzuca: to make it a little more effective.