if i can’t do it, someone else should.
lookit – i can’t have sex with a prostitute*. at least, not a female one**. i’m never going to know what that singular and possibly very strange experience*** is like.
so does it make me weird that i’m always encouraging my guy friends**** to go out and hire a prostitute, because i want them to tell me what it was like?
does it?
* yes, i know i could hire one and have sex with her. but i don’t think i’d enjoy my first lesbian experience if it was being paid for.
** and really, in terms of tradition, the female ones are the ones that interest me. i’m interested in understanding the socially prevalent and historically significant business practice of women, long held under as the “weaker sex” by male dominance, exchanging their bodies for money. male prostitutes … they’re like monster trucks competing with hondas and winning the race.
*** nota bene to any ragingly angry people that think i’m in favor the degrading sex industry and would like to flame me for considering supporting it: shut up and get off your soapboxes.
**** i would obviously never actually coerce anyone into having sex. unless it was with ME.

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