happy fucking valentine’s day, or “the power of positive thinking”.
i’m in a despondentgood mood. i’ve got my tragichappy face on. today is valentine’s day, goddamnit. tonight, after a frustratingproductive day at work where everyone including the janitor got a flower delivery and i almost inhaled paint chips to put myself out of my misery, i will go home and curl up with my televisionboyfriend, and stuff my face with nachos and ice creammake sexy chocolate fondue, then later on my lonesome selfwe will go to sleep wearing my flannel pajamas, crying into my pillowhave crazy animal sex until dawn.
stupid goddamned holiday what a nice day.