various and sundries
you know you’re sex-starved when:
you’re riding the subway, thinking some very explicit thoughts about recent sexual encounters, and some guy winks at you. probably because you’re wearing your irresistibly cute pink wool hat. but you immediately think, he can read my mind! and blush furiously.
you know you’re love-starved when:
the sight of a boy picking up his girlfriend, prince charming style, to carry her over a snowbank makes you want to plop down and cry.
and finally, you know you’ve been spending too much time on the internet when:
you have a dream where you and sarah b. are performing a snazzy jazz dance routine to george michael’s faith in an auditorium full of high schoolers.
huzzah!

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