“remove thy beak from out my soul and thy form from off my chamber door!” Or, I Think I Have a Poltergeist
went to bed last night. was home alone, roomie spending night with friend. locked door. know i locked door.
woke up this morning, stumbled out to bathroom completely nude ….
apartment door was wide open.
then, closet doorknob fell off while closet was closed, thus making it impossible to get to sexy belt i had planned on wearing to turn hot outfit into hottt outfit.
coffee maker fritzed out circuit in kitchen.
dining room window is jammed.
my apartment is angry with me. will appease it with lovelorn promises of floor waxings and thorough window cleanings.

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