memo
from: the powers that be
to: the rest of the universe
re: krissa is the new job!
we (the PTB) were thinking. you know how we gave krissa appendicitis during a week when she had 2 dates, a jewelry sale, and a play to watch that weekend, and a birthday party to plan for the following weekend?
and you know how we compounded things by causing a major blackout in the northeast so she not only missed out on blackout new york fun, but also didn’t get to see her friends?
and you know how this whole thing has made her quit smoking because being in the hospital freaked her out so much she never wants to be sick ever ever again?
we don’t think that was enough. by jove, she’s still perky! that’s not RIGHT, man. so we were thinking….
HOW ABOUT GIVING HER AN INFECTION IN HER LEFT ARM!? you know, where the IV was stuck for five days? YEAH! an INFECTION! in her ARM! and she’ll have to go on TRIPLE the antibiotics! and she’ll have to WEAR HER ARM IN A SLING, you know, to prevent … THROMBOSIS!
*brief pause while PTB laugh themselves silly and wet their pants with general collective merriment*
man, us powers that be, we slay ourselves sometimes. now, universe … MAKE IT SO!
sincerely,
PTB

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