“oh yeah? well you SUCK.”
the world of feeble insults just got another golden nugget. this weekend, in an attempt to explain to my brother why i was incapable of some of the world’s simplest tasks, my father said, “yeah, well, she’s missing some DNA in her head.”
i seriously have no idea what that means, but i mocked him all day for it. you know, by refusing to do the world’s simple tasks:
dad: “take out the garbage, would you?”
me: “i can’t. i’m missing DNA in my head.“
in other news, i was able to answer the trivial pursuit question “how many countries claim to have stockpiles of nuclear missiles?” based solely on my repeated viewings of this piece of unadulterated brilliance.