you’re all invited
in order to give advice to a recently-engaged friend, i just had to register at weddingchannel.com so that i could view some bridesmaid dress options. i have now committed to marrying “bob smith” on the 10th of October, 2009. “bob” and i are very excited about our far-future nupitals. currently, the wedding theme is “disney villains” and i’m planning on walking down the aisle to the tune of “poor unfortunate souls”. this may all change in the two thousand and twelve days bob and i have until our nupitals.
from now on, please refer to me as the future missus bob smith.