sure, it doesn’t look that big. compared to the apartment building. but then you look over at the gorky, some perfectly adequate and luxurious russian ship that sailed up the hudson yesterday and is docked two slips away and you look back at the honkingly large queen mary 2 and you think to yourself and sometimes out loud,
CHRIST IN A SIDECAR, THAT IS ONE FUCKING MASSIVE BOAT.
the poor gorky has already checked itself into therapy and is having trouble performing.

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