come in. find a cardboard box to sit on. have a slice of pizza and grab a beer out of the fridge. sorry – they’re not cold – we just plugged everything in.
over there, you’ll find the long texts, don’t they look great against that wall? and of course, we’ve already unpacked the archives, you’ll find them in the backstory room. ooh, don’t go through those doors just yet, darlings, the paint is still drying in the about and links rooms.
now where did my hunky men go? oh! there’s biscuit, of course, who’s just moved in down the hall and is busy sprucing his place up … thanks for the heavy lifting, darling, those archives are so unwieldy! and here, his hands all covered in bits of code… jason! everyone be sure to compliment him on the gorgeous banner and the charming fonts and… well, the whole design. i just sat by and watched, amazed, as he threw it together. here’s a beer, love.
and finally, the first of many new neighbors on our cozy little tribe server… shivery! give her the pizza now before her boy gets here and she feels bad about all the cheese.
well? what do you think? do you love it?

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