On December 19th, I threw my remaining three cigarettes down the toilet in our cozy little bathroom. Then, I burst into tears. It was the scariest thing I’ve done, but this weekend marked my two-month mark.
Which brings me to another terrifying benchmark – today.
Today, I started an entry about about I cannot bear that I cringe when I look in the mirror. I started to write about how I sometimes squint to avoid the parts of myself I don’t like, how the gorgeous happy girl that I see in my mind’s eye doesn’t usually translate to the girl I hate facing in the mirror. I tried to write about this problem that’s been pestering me for so long – about how if my dissatisfaction with my reflection is 80% mysterious self-loathing and only 20% actual legitimate weight gain, how do I go about shifting my perception?
I wanted to write about how this, too, can be a disorder – this inability to see things for what they are, instead morphing them into a huge hairy deal that requires breaking down into tears every time another pair of pants doesn’t fit.
About how quitting smoking makes you gain weight, about how living a happy comfortable wintery life with your love makes you gain weight, about how I try so hard to really listen when the people who love me tell me how beautiful they think I am because it’s difficult, see, to separate the impression you make on other people from the impression you make on yourself. And it’s a tough lesson to learn that, ultimately, it’s your own that counts.
So instead of writing about how sick I am of my reflection, of these extra twenty or thirty pounds that have invited themselves to stay on my tummy and hips, instead of writing how terrified I am to open myself up to the reality of feeling overweight, I decided to do something about it.
Actually, make that a “we”. Stuart, for his own reasons as well as for reasons of being heartbroken every time he sees me break down in front of the mirror, has decided to join Weight Watchers with me. And looking back at Deb’s first step, and her honesty that inspired me, I know that this could be a very good thing.
And good things, good decisions, I’m starting to learn, are a little terrifying. I’m terrified about being really open and honest with Stuart (and the, uh, internet) about my body image, because I’ve got this immature notion that talking about feeling overweight will lead to other people seeing me that way. I’m terrified that what seems to work for everyone else will categorically not work for me. I’m terrified to admit that I’m unhappy about something, to suddenly get branded as someone “fixing” something about themselves, rather than the carefree, happy-go-lucky Krissa that other people so often see. Mostly, I’m terrified of my historical lack of strong willpower, that’s lead me into everything from bad-choice relationships to that last bar at 3 AM. I’m terrified of admitting there’s a problem and standing up to fix it.
But when I told Stuart, on a whim on a lazy Sunday morning, that I couldn’t believe I was this afraid of quitting smoking, that I couldn’t believe I’d just said, “maybe I’m not strong enough for this”, well, there was no turning back. Once I’d admitted being that scared, there was nothing to do but try it, but face it, but DEAL with it.
So, here I am, dealing with it. I figure, everything else about life has gotten easier, more manageable, with Stuart at my side. Why not this? I figure, this is the rest of my life I’m looking at. And while it’s a little exhausting to imagine dieting for the rest of my life, it’s just as exhausting to imagine avoiding reflective surfaces and cringing at photographs.
And mostly, I figure spending two and a half months learning how to eat smaller healthier portions seriously beats the ever loving FUCK out of crying in front of the mirror from now into eternity.




Wow.
I just found you last week. You are gorgeous from here. Thanks for giving me chills even though I totally wore a too big sweater to cover my booty. Duuuuuh.
Be vibrant, be well and stay beautiful.
Be the person you are in your head, both mentally and physically. If that means a whole lot of work to make yourself into your matrix self, go for it. There is nothing better than looking in the mirror and recognizing yourself.
But sometimes, just so you know, it’s more mental than physical. After getting out of a long and wonderfully bad relationship I’ve lost 25 pounds in the last year. Holy slow going batman! But now I’m the person I was in my head and my life has been completely changed by that confidence and well being. And the fact that I’m stronger than the men in my family makes me feel tough and “Faith” -like.
I think you are incredible, and I don’t even know you.
Your “historical strong lack of willpower” is all scabby and dead in the ditch since you decided to quit smoking – and stuck with it for over two months.
I’m an ex-smoker only because I’m knocked up; before that I never quit for more than a day. It is wicked-hard.
All the power to you. And, I’ve seen your pictures: you really are beautiful, a little extra winter weight or not.
Good luck with the program, though I don’t think you’ll need it.
HAHAHA Kristin I’m totally having a laughing fit at the thought of my poor starving cold H.L.o.W., all scabby and dead in a ditch somewhere. I’ll bet it HATES being dead.
I am overwhelmingly (if that is actually a word) proud of you. I shall support you every day. You go girl. Work it for yourself. Be proud of your results!
Congrats on quitting smoking:) I’m at 2 1/2 years, and I think you’re in good shape if you made it one month, let alone two:)
i’m glad to know i’m not the only one who’s had a breakdown from seeing myself in the mirror lately — as a fellow newlywed, I blame that
but good luck with WW… I’m back on the WW wagon myself…
Hey, I’ll run with you if you’re ever down here in D.C. Or if I’m up in NYC. That’ll take off pounds right quick. It did with me – and I wasn’t even looking to lose weight.
Krissa,
I have been lurking here for a while, and just wanted to chime in here and say that you are clearly beautiful. And if you can rid nicotine of the grip it’s got on you, then 2-1/2 months of reorganizing your food-thinking should be definitely doable. Especially since you have a kind, thoughtful man at your side who doesn’t like to see you break down, and who knows where to find beautiful, besides. You go girl!
Girl, you remember me? Yeah, I wrote in on your question day and told you how mother effing fantastic you look in your photos.
I was just spouting off earlier about how I’m going to do the WW thing again. Vacation is coming up, and with a wedding somewheres down the road, I just want to feel the best about myself.
This made it a little more serious.
k, you are still fabulous, dooce effect or not. Best of luck to you. many xs and os.
Kriss-ita, my dah-ling. I quit 2.5 years ago, just aftre moving in with John and his fabulous cooking… I gained 40 pounds.
That’s a FOUR-OH.
Dear lord, did I cry. But the wedding was rapidly approaching and I just did it. I started playing soccer three times a week and tried to cut out desserts and I lost about 25 pounds before the wedding.
I still have that last 15 or so to go, but you can do it. With LURVE, aka Stuart the Handsome Husband, at your side you can do anything!!
Good luck, but know that quitting smoking was the hard part. You’ll lose the weight and feel wonderful again!
Kisses and hugs!
Yup.
Since I quit smoking 1 1/2 years ago, and got married 7 months ago, I have gained 30 pounds.
Today, my pant are held shut with a rubber band through the button hole and around the button.
I tried to tell my husband the pants had shrunk.
And I feel like a jerk complaining about my wieght because, clothed, I still look somewhat slim and people scoff at me. But their thinking I look great doesn’t keep me from feeling like shit sometimes.
I am close to making a commitment to it, but it’s still winter!
My husband quit smoking back in July and has gained about 20 pounds since which causes him daily distress. Honestly though, he has never been more beautiful to me.
. My saving grace right now is that I’m 6 months pregnant, and it is the first time in my adult life that I can look in the mirror without picking apart my figure.
If you figure out how to reconcile the mirror/reality divide, please do let me know
Good for you for taking control, and congratulations on quitting smoking. It takes a serious amount of willpower.
cool, now we can go pants shopping together and you can cry tears of omg, i’m so slender and perfect and i can cry tears of omg, i didn’t know they MADE sizes this big. i’m not bitter.
seriously though, if you need someone to follow you around and eat all the fractions of portions that you now deny yourself, i am your woman. oooh, do you have to cut yourself off after like three fourths of a drink? ’cause i am SO THERE to take over that shit for you.
i love you and fyi, you’re truly captivatingly beautiful and this is coming from someone who has no qualms about telling someone if they, oh, i dunno, look like a popple.
kate, it be comments like THAT what make me loves you so mightily.
bravo, you, for tackling that terrifying prospect. and for writing about it. thank you for this post. you’ve inspired me.
(btw if kate needs any help eating your leftovers or finishing your drinks, i totally volunteer.)
Krissa,
Best of luck with this. I can relate, but doing this with your spouse really does help, a lot.
Tammi
So many life changes in so little time — you go, girl! Congrats on the smoking cessation — it’s a tremendous step in a positive direction for your health, and so too is joining WW.
Myself, I found the meetings maudlin and depressing, so I joined the online version and lost 30 pounds in about 4 months. It was incredible. The secret for me was to embrace the changes I needed to make and make them part of who I am.
The biggest misperception I and many other people have had in the past is that this is temporary, but it’s not … (I gained about 10 pounds back a year later, but got back into the groove, luckily). You will have to literally change the way you eat, and what you desire to eat. It sounds impossible at the outset, but it really does happen.
So, keep the faith, your tastes and cravings and portion desires will, over time, totally change if they need to — so much so that it may surprise you. But by then, you’ll be back to your “old” weight, or even less, and realize how much easier it is to run up the stairs or sleep or whatever. And you’ll make it part of you.
All the better that Stuart is making the trip with you — that will really help.
Good luck!
ah, i think this is something a lot of women can understand…
im rooting for you!
I think you’re adorable along with Stuart!!! I actually like the fact that you’re not SJP!!! I used to be that size (SJP size) all through high school & even into my 20′s then I started eating & discovered I couldn’t stop. Appreciate what you have. From what I know I’m assuming you’re physically healthy. You have an adoring husband, and I’m assuming again a good job. Who cares if you’re not a twig! Few women are. It’s such a shame we women do this to ourselves!! I think it stems from our mothers. My mother ALWAYS called herself “fat” even though all she had was a bit of flesh on her stomach. If she would have stopped eating & exercised she would have lost the weight. Now she LOVES to rub it in my face that “Ohhh * gave me a sweater and it’s way toooo big for me, way too big do you want it?!”