Contrary to the renditions below, I am not wearing a frilly pink skirt today. I am wearing my beloved new jeans that are nearing the end of their wear cycle and need to be washed. This means they’ve sort of stretched out in the waist and derriere area and I can practically pull them off without unbuttoning a thing. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about. I am going out to dinner with Kate and Jen, to sit around and eat frites and drink rose and gossip about all of you, and the frumpy-butt effect has left me feeling less than fabulous. And frites, rose, and gossip on a hot summer night, well, that demands fabulousity.
The question becomes, can I go to a laundromat, take off my pants, throw them in the dryer, and prance around in my skivvies until my jeans shrink back up to a comfortable fit? Or is this only acceptable in Aerosmith music videos?
Anyone?