When a state declares a state-of-emergency, it basically means that they’ve reached their capacity for dealing with things and they need more resources, or they need to drop non-essential tasks from their to-do list, or they need people to QUIT MAKING DEMANDS ALREADY, WE’RE WORKING ON IT.
About ten minutes ago, after an entire morning spent looping around my to-do list like a bat trapped in a barrel, I officially, but unceremoniously, declared myself overwhelmed with my own demands.
Today I have to:
track in the changes that Shana and I talked about over iChat last night (note to other writers: be sure to use iChat’s talk function when going over things with an editor! It’s awesome! I didn’t even have to use a phone!) done!
make the really painful five pages of little cuts from my manuscript because while cutting an entire scene from the beginning is the easier choice, I had to suck it up and admit that it’s not the wiser choice, so now I have to do it the hard way, and by three PM so Shana has a chance to look it over for another talk session tonight after throwing a total hissyfit, and still a few changes short of finally finished, but at least i went from 95% done to 97.5% done!
finally finish making requests from publisher’s publicity departments for books to review for Gothamist so that I stop doing the reviews in the middle of the night on books bought on my own paltry dime because I haven’t gotten my act together to make a sweeping request from publishers with a few typos, done!
ather and write today’s literary events roundup for gothamist, before 4PM well, by 5PM anyway, done!
make a painful but necessary phone call to my former professor to gently but forcefully remind him that the deadline is Thursday please, please don’t let me down and upload that recommendation done, bless him, he uploaded it!
write a personal statement for Thursday’s NYU deadline, “hi, I’d like to attend, THANKS” having been vetoed by common sense (moved to wed/14th’s to-do list)
figure out if my parents are coming to visit this weekend and when, so that I can draw up a schedule for the two billion household chores I need to do that I can’t lump on Stuart to do because he’s working his butt off to pay off the Bahamas time, see if it’s reasonably possible to get the house spotless by Saturday morning considering that tonight I have to edit, tomorrow I have a play-oriented committment and Thursday is Stuart’s office Christmas party, am I really going to spend Friday night cleaning? done, and was told by mom not to freak out about cleaning, HA
do my real job, sitting here at my desk, while trying to juggle all these other things, oh and work out at lunch, oh and have a healthy lunch, oh and stop wearing all those earth tones, lady, what are you, a hippie? i only half-did all these things. except the gym. i didn’t do that at ALL. something’s gotta give, right?
Buried into this APB is blogging, really, and one of the reasons I just wrote out this desperate list is because I know everyone wants to hear about our heavenly four days in Eleuthera, the trip that was the most beautiful and perfect beach vacation without a single blip (until the last day with the bug bites and the falling off the horse and the no water at the HILTON, people, the HILTON) and how much I wish I was still a little drunk on Bahama Mamas, after a perfect steak that Kevin and Stuart grilled, staring up at the milky way and out at the ocean from our villa deck, pleased as rum punch that we were having the absolute perfect vacation.
I know you want to hear about it, and I want to tell it, but Jen’s done such a remarkable job, and as you can see by my Official Declaration of Overwhelmedness by all the wonderful yet slightly chaotic things I have to do for the present and future that I’m so excited about (so that no one accuses me of complaining about my life), well, describing a trip to the Bahamas that happened last week but feels like it was a million years ago, it’s just not on today’s table.
Oh, and send vodka VODKA AND DINNER.