Barrie has decided that what feels like a scratched cornea is actually an incredibly small alien named Zorth who crawled in through my ear and has reached my optic nerve and is using it to get visuals of the outside world through me.
I’m sure I can reason with him.
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I don’t think your doctor would consider the internets resting those eyes, young lady. even if it is to help you learn Zorthian.
Visitors, especially aliens in my body, always like chocolate in my experience.
oh my gosh! I scratched my cornea like three times in high school. it hurts like bloody hell! Do you see in different colors out of your hurt eye?
You knew William Blacklock? The twin?
Riddle me that again.
Intergalactic space warriors, they ARE my peeps!