This weekend we did something astoundingly, mind-numbingly cool. And I’m not talking about the futebol!. I’m talking about going into the closet.
See, and you Manhattanites who live in shoeboxes should look away right about now, we have an office. In that office, we have a closet. For going on two years, it’s been jokingly referred to as the Closet From Hell (staircase of SATAN! bonus points for correctly identifying the reference). It’s technically our linen closet, but it’s our linen closet in the sense that it EATS LINEN AND DOESN’T SPIT IT OUT. In the past few months, when we really gave up any hope of it ever reverting to a functioning closet, we just started piling stuff on the floor and couch rather than open the door and get eaten by the vacuum cleaner. Yes, it was that bad.
But no more! Thanks to some key help and encouragement (and power tools) from our trusted Rhode Island Based Advice Team (that’d be my parents), we spent Saturday putting the wrongs to right, a crusade against disorganization that I can delightfully announce Mission Accomplished and without any crotch-grabbing outerwear or ironic overtones. What was once a jammed, terrifying mess of stuff has now been pared down to the essentials and filed in wire drawers, small stackable boxes, and wall fixtures. It’s like heaven in there. There’s even a lightbulb. I CAN FIT INSIDE. I mean, should I want to stand in my own closet and inhale the dryer-sheet-scented perfection of it all.
Did I mention there are LABELS? There are. It’s glorious. It’s also step #1 of #2 in the reorganization of our entire office to fit two gorgeous desks my mother is building out of our current single desk. Can’t be done, you say? You’ve clearly never met my mother, who’s like Martha Stewart but with a better accent and no jail time. Plus, tools.
Our new office, in turn, is a big part of all the Unspoken Interestingness that’s going on in my life, starting in early July, when I will be less committed to a desk owned by other people and more committed to a desk owned by myself, doing what I admittedly do best (which isn’t knitting, btw). The desk and office reorganization is next week’s task and as soon as I sit down at it, with pen and laptop and file folders at my command, I will feel even better about the Big Changes and my ability to face them with organized verve and drive.
So, you see, it’s all connected. The closet to the desk to the giant open window that’s been left as a present for me when I looked away from a door that had closed. It’s all a big metaphor for starting down a new career path and feeling like I don’t have to hide under the covers. Mostly because the covers are neatly stored in a well-labeled wire basket so I can’t hide under them ANYWAY.

[click on the heavenly baskets to go through to the full before-and-after set, but be warned: I was too zealous on Friday morning to remember to take a picture of the monstrosity intact. Use your imaginations.]




This is a tickle at the back of my mind, but it’s not the Kids In The Hall sketch about having a demon in closet thing, is it?
Before and after photos of said closet can be found where? I need some inspiration. Seriously. Is it wrong that I said a silent, “Yay!” to myself when I saw the word LABELS?
There is hope for me yet.
Oh. And “Life of Brian”?
Puhleeeease post a photo?
I’m trying to reorganise our linen closet and its a complete disaster and the wire baskets sound like a great idea…I’m looking for inspiration!
My closets are feeling extremely inferior at the moment.
No no, it’s Eddie Izzard!
As soon as i saw the first inkling of reorganization I frantically scrolled down for pics a la the kitchen redecoration, the new bag, the painted office, Ikea themed den, etc…but what is this? No pictures? I must dig through my imagination and recreate the glorious wire bins and labels in my mind
. And, from reading between the lines I can mostly gather what this unspoken interestingness is, but I can’t wait to hear more details!
Oh, I too was looking forward to scrolling down for “before” and “after” pic? Anyway, can you send your “R.I. Based Advice Team” over to reorg our own linen closet? Much obliged!
wow,totally awesome!! I just interviewed a guy I think you’ll like – an apartment therapist!! He has a whole process for this kind of thing. I think I need to undergo his treatment myself!!
Oh, WOW. I’m a wee bit jealous. It looks so…organized!
I do love a well organized closet. It’s second only to an orderly kitchen, in my book.
pond of DEATH.
Wow! Big news!
room with a view of HELL. heh.
Leah – well spotted. It IS big news. Ahoy July 10th! Viva la liberazione!
Oh, that’s great! I’ll bet you feel so refreshed. I love organizing.
Must. Go. Clean. And. Make. Cute. Labels.
Cannot. Resist. Your. Organization.
Did you get all that nifty stuff from the Container Store? If so be careful. My wife was addicted to that place and nearly spent us into the poor house, but we are sooooo organized. She went to Orgaization Anonymous and all is well now. I have been lurking around reading your excellent prose for a while, so I thought I would say hi!
Jim – only the baskets were actually purchased there. The tower that holds them was given by a neighbor who was getting rid of it, the shelf was my parents’, and the little plastic stackable boxes are from Walmart, I believe.