Surely, it should be either tea with lemon, or tea with honey, to soothe the raging swollen throat? Am I entirely in the wrong adding both?
I’ve got this damned throat inflammation, I might add, by way of Spider-Man. We sat in the second row from the front on Saturday night, directly adjacent a leaky ceiling tile and a puddle of standing water. I know! Legionnaire’s! Cholera! The Blacke Humores! Who knows. Wouldn’t you know it, I had a sore throat not 20 minutes after leaving. So did Stuart, Beth and Josh, but their sore throats have all receded into regular throats.
I’m a staunch critic of the “get cold, catch a cold” school of oldwivery but it was also incredibly cold and maybe a little damp (thanks to leaky ceilings!) in the theatre. I had the previous week kicked a cold I’d earned alongside my Red Cross certification, that one being more of an achy/stuffy cold varietal.
So maybe there is something to all this take your vitamins nonsense – I’m betting my immune system was much weaker than everyone else’s when the recycling damp air threw some nasty little virus at us? Anyone else picturing that scene in Outbreak? Who knows. The science here gets wonky. Alls I know is, 20 minutes out of the movies, I had a scratchy throat, and now my glands feel like golfballs. Such are my lymphatic adventures.
Anyone got an opinion about the tea/lemon vs. tea/honey question? Or their own sore throat remedies? Mine so far has involved a lot of saltwater gargling and vats of tea. And back-to-back episodes of Jeeves and Wooster.
[Good thing there was a lot of this on Saturday before the Cursed Movie Theatre of Damp Illness. Nothing like spring in New York, right?]

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