Some facts!
1. Stuart and I are thinking of getting a cat.
2. We are both mildly allergic to cats, with eye-itchy/sneezy type reactions.
3. We are also foolishly optimistic people and you will note that most of our combined foolish optimism (i.e. let’s get married! and let’s buy an apartment!) has tended to work out pretty well, which means we will doggedly (or cattedly) pursue our foolishly optimistic plans. We suspect that our foolishly optimistic plans have a way of working out simply because we remain foolishly optimistic but the scientists are still working on this theory. No FDA approval yet.
So! Given the above set of facts, wherein we are considering cat ownership but are mildly allergic, we do what every blogger worth his domain fees does. We turn to you, knowledgeable friends and readers. Are you allergic to your own cat? How do you get around it? Does this built-in absurdism contribute positively to your healthy appreciation for the absurdism of Life in general? Because there’s something deliciously idiotic about bringing your own allergens into your house. Something about the Dread Pirate Roberts and iocane powder.
Addendum the First: We’re not going to rush to North Shore tomorrow and get a cat, as tempting as my “let’s just go to recon!” idea was, since we know that one visit with no plans to get a cat will actually entail us coming home with little Snickerdoodle yowling in the backseat. We are aware of this. But we want advice about cats from cat people! We don’t want meaniehead negative advice though, you pooh-poohers out there with your pet-hating ways. Pooh-poohing has its place but don’t try and convince me I don’t want a pet at all, you’ve never met me. I say hello to pit-bulls.
Addendum the Second: And those that know me really well who want to point out that um, I’ve always wanted a DOG, well, suffice it to say that you’re right. I have always wanted a dog. But I’m willing to cross over to the dark side of catdom. We would raise this cat like a dog, obvs. All the fetching and none of the walking or barking.

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