Hey, so, you know how I’ve been a good little blogger lately and told you funny stories for days and days?
Well, sucks to your assmar, because we’re upping sticks to the Catskills for five days to live life offscreen. No TV, no internet – just a little yellow cottage, a stack of books, a few board games, great food, a clawfoot tub, and our love to keep us warm. Plus a space heater, I hope.
By the time we get back, I’ll be clawing my face off from internet withdrawal, but in the meanwhile, I’ll enjoy unplugging from the grid.
Take care of the city for me, y’all. I’m going upcountry.
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I hope you have an excellent time!
Google
“sucks to your assmar” sent me to my happy place for a good long while. I say it all the time, and no one ever gets it.
Hope you enjoyed the wilderness. I don’t understand the charms of nature, but I hope you guys had fun.
Love from
Simon
K, Come back to blogland! I am going through withdrawl and being forced to actually do my job!! HORRORS!!!
xoxoxoxo, May