Nano: It’s [jump] seven [jump] fifteen [jump] and [jump] I [jump] need [jump] to [jump] [jump] [jump] pee!
Me: mmmpppggghhhrrrpphhh.
Nano: [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump] [pace] [pace] [jump] [jump].
Me: If you sit quietly in your bed while I pet your head we can talk about this rationally.
Nano: Remember last night when you came home after adult conversation and beverages? And didn’t take me out?
Krissa: To be fair, that was five hours ago. Hardly counts as a night.
Nano: I sleep sixteen hours a day. What’s five hours. Anyway it’s 7:15 as you were clearly informed by the full body shake I executed. What’s the holdup?
Krissa: Mmmmppghgrrrpphh adult beverages!
Nano: I do not know the weakness of which you speak. I live on love and kibble alone.
Krissa: And a handy air of superiority.
Nano: Of course.
Stuart: Mmmmmppggrrrphhh!
Nano: Oh LOOK! Bigger Human is awake. He usually responds handily to the Full Body Shake Alarm. I will go pester him.
Stuart: ….
Nano: [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump] [small whine]
Krissa: It won’t work, you know. It’s my turn. Only I really think you should think about this. Look, here -
Nano: [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump]
Krissa: Honestly, what’s the point of -
Nano: [jump] [jump] [jump] [jump] [whine] [jump] [jump]
Krissa: UNCLE.
Nano: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Nano 3, Krissa 0. Stuart asleep.

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