I should probably mention, as you stare at the horror or boredom that is this MT template, that I’m going out of town for the weekend. I’m going to Houston! I know, right? I’m like that girl at your party who shows up late without any booze to contribute, drinks your best gin and keeps you up until 5AM talking about her fucked-up family and then falls asleep on your couch and you think, oh well, at least she’ll help me clean up in the morning but you sort of know she won’t and sure enough, she doesn’t!
I’ve never actually met that girl, since my friends are not douches, but I can imagine her. And that’s what I’m like here. Or maybe I’m more like a toddler that starts a craft project and then wanders away to sling mud at the dog. That’s probably more like it.
Anyway, I’m off to Houston for four days to lounge around my brother’s house and hang out with old friends and drive on those gorgeous expansive Houston freeways. Hear that, Houston freeways? I’M COMING. State troopers, look the other way, what’s that fire over there!, I’m not even here.
I’ll probably post some photos while I’m gone. Then again, that might be sort of like that girl promising she’ll totally cover brunch. In the meanwhile, here is an amusing video. Sorry you can’t even post comments. HA.

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